Time for Survey questions

If I looked in your purse/wallet, what would I find?
-Kakarampot na pepay, resibo, pikachurs, ATM, laking National Card, Timezone Card, Movie tickets and lots of other basura..

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
-Aba syempre bubuksan yung pinto muna sabay isasara!

Sleep on your back or stomach?
-Dapa! parang bata.. (huwaw, it rhymes!)

What would I find if I looked under your bed?
-shoe boxes, duffel bag, stardust, alikabok, gagamba? :p

Something that happened today that has made you mad?
-wala pa naman susme.

What will you do after this survey?
-e di balik trabaho ulit!

Why do you like the person you like?
-because...? kailangan ba ng dahilan. Just Because.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
-dati oo. pero ngayong 2009 hinde na. Bagong buhay ba!

If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
-I have a lot of monkey friends, including meself. whut?

What is your current annoyance?
- mga chismosa. yung...

When will you turn 50?
- teka bobo ko sa math ha.. (does the math..) aaah. 2034!

Where do you wish you were right now?
-Sa Machu Pichu, sa piling ng mga llamas waaaah.

What song are you currently listening to?
-Matt Nathanson's Car Crash. kaadik-adik..

Have you ever passed out from drinking?
- ang tanong dapat e, have you ever drink too much alcohol?

What time did you wake up this morning?
-8..

What makes you laugh?
-mga funny stuff siyempre. kaengotans..

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- according to Bughaw, si Kimi ang huling nakausap ko sa phone haha.

What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
-E di Math! haha. joke lang. i know i know it's important. Hmm..yung mga subject na alam mo namang walang paggagamitan in real life.

How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
-If it's my favorite marami-rami na rin malamang!

What happened when you woke up this morning?
-Minulat ko ang aking mga mata para matambaran ng..same thing na nakikita ko araw-araw: kisame.

Is someone on your mind right now?
-Hala. Hindi kasya si someone sa utak ko! :p

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
-My goolay. Hindi normal na gawain yun hehe.

What color is your toothbrush?
-Blue na ngayon! Kahapon yellow kaso kapapalit ko lang kaninang umaga :)

Do you like the beach?
-YESYESYES! kahit na dehins ako marunong lumangoy.

Can you whistle?
-Suntukan na lang?